The Wildest Locker Room Stories We’ve Ever Heard

We’d like to take a moment to honor all of the gym employees who have to deal with the locker room. Bless their souls. Anyone who has worked a customer-facing job knows how wild people can be out there. Now, imagine how next-level some people get when they’re in a gym locker room. 

For some reason beyond comprehension, some people make themselves feel at home in this very public space. Everyone’s entitled to privacy when in a locker room, but people can’t go around doing intimate self-care things out in the open for all to see. If one of those openly intimate people is reading this, we’d like to share a secret. The gym employees totally see you, and they’re judging you.